Stonklings: Living RWAs Powered by Uniswap V4 Hooks_

Your portfolio moves. Your pet evolves. Generate yield through real-world asset volatility on @RobinhoodApp.

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$1.2B: RWA volume tracked
4: Hook callbacks
∞: Evolution paths

Stonklings pixel-art bear mascot holding a neon green upward trend arrow

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// HOW IT WORKS

Custom Uniswap V4 hooks turn volatility into biology.

Stonklings deploys a hook contract attached to tokenized equity pools. Market chaos is captured mathematically at the swap level, then routed into companion growth and passive yield.

Intercept the order flow

Every RWA swap routed through a Stonklings pool hits our hook first. We snapshot the oracle price, measure realized volatility over the trailing window, and dynamically set the swap fee.

function beforeSwap(key, params) {
  uint256 sigma = oracle.realizedVol(key.rwa);
  uint24 fee = BASE_FEE + uint24(sigma * K_VOL);
  poolManager.updateDynamicLPFee(key, fee);
  emit VolatilityCaptured(key.rwa, sigma);
}

// EVOLUTION LAB

Move the market. Watch it grow.

Simulate realized volatility and swap volume on a tokenized equity pool to preview how your companion mutates and what it earns.

LIVE FEED57 XP/tick

DEGEN

410 / 1000 XP

REALIZED VOLATILITY35%SWAP VOLUME50%

λ fee = 0.05 + σ·0.45 + V·0.08 · APY ≈ 2 + σ·18 + V·9 + σV/25

Dynamic fee

0.25%

Est. companion APY

13.5%

// THE DIFFERENCE

Dead JPEGs vs. Stonklings

Dead JPEGs

Value sourceVibes and floor-price hopium
StateStatic image, frozen forever
Cash flowNone. Pure bagholding
UtilityProfile picture
LiquidityIlliquid 1/1 auctions

Stonklings

Value sourceReal-world asset trading fees
StateEvolves with market volatility
Cash flowStreaming yield from hook fees
UtilityYield multiplier + on-chain identity
LiquidityUniswap V4 native pools

OPENING BELL

Markets open. Stonklings wake up.

The first evolution epoch begins at the ring of the bell. Hooks go live, liquidity starts flowing, companions start feeding.

DAYS

HOURS

MINS

SECS

// GET NOTIFIED WHEN THE BELL RINGS